Can’t believe they managed to master animation to make their pastries come alive and help stock the shelves, desperate time call for desperate measures. Absolutely smashed it lads just don’t get your Jammy fingers on my discount Boursin. This is me in Lidl waiting patiently for the bewitched pastries to let me know how many bags of kale and bottles of Pinot Noir I’m allowed to buy whilst remaining a safe distance away from the general public. You can tell this is me because my hair wiggles in funny directions and my clothes are too tight.